for president 2016
PoopyHead for Vice President
Fight for non-violence.
I'm all for everything, except taxes.
Power to the people, especially me.
I'll lower the voting age from 18 to 8.
Free ice cream every Sunday at McDonald's.
Social Security is great, everybody should contribute.
Government subsides for the hops and barley industry.
I'm all for bombing small countries. It's great for morale.
Ask not what your country can do for you, Ask how much it will cost.
Contributions gladly accepted , even from lobbyists
Made in USA by an american